Unless you are with AT&T, you can find yourself in the twilight zone with random parts of your body.

If you are with Verizon, you'll be placed on the Audobon bankrupt.

T-mobile however, (if it exists) you'll be at your high schools' deans office without fingers.

With Sprint you'll be at your home in a parallel universe with a sex change.

Your mileage will vary with other carriers...

[add your predictions below]